Monday, December 10, 2012

Letters, part 1

Dear Brandi Carlile,
I was so excited to hear you were going to do a Christmas show at the Tower. I had been looking forward to it for months! I thought it would be happy and fun and there would be caroling singalongs! So why the hell did you make it so depressing?? Seriously, it was like you gathered a team of scientists specially picked to formulate a set list that was as depressing as possible—not in general, just for me. I understand that the holidays aren't always a happy time for everyone, but for those people that are sad for the holidays, being totally depressing isn't going to cheer them up! Also, chances are, those people won't come to a specifically Christmas show anyway! What the hell??
Your adoring fan,
Martha

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