Sick.

Yesterday I was on the phone with my mom. I'd just had spicy food (which always makes me phlegmy) and I was outside and it was a bit chilly out (so I was a little sniffly) so she asked me if I was sick. I told her I was perfectly healthy. And I meant it.

This morning I woke up with a swollen, sore throat. My energy level was WAY lower than usual. My sinuses were all stuffed up. My lungs felt heavy.

I sent my mom a text message: "Ok, NOW I'm sick."

I blame the power of suggestion.

I should have stayed home from work today. I might stay home from work tomorrow. There is, of course, the age-old dilemma—I need the money. On the other hand, I need to get better. On a third hand, I don't want to get anyone else sick.

There is only one solution...

If you wish to donate to the "Martha Needs To Stay Home And Get Healthy" fund, send checks, cash, or money orders to my home address. ;P